O.K! I have just one word for those that think it’s a good idea to meet someone over the internet, and date them……..

What the $@#$!%!#$%^*#%$#^%^*(%&^@T&*#%^$%!#$$!~@#$!II%^#@%^!#$%^, is WRONG WITH YOU!!!. Are you really THAT insecure, and socially inept that you would have to resort to, putting your information,(stupid), and your emotional needs, along with either a picture of what you used to look like, or even worse..Apicture cut out from a comic book, on the world wide web for EEEvvrrryone, and their mother to see, just how F.U.B.A.R. you, and others like you ARE. Look, I know that it’s hard speaking, and communicating like a human being, when your “thingy” wants to either poke, or be poked, but let’s tryyy to have at least a little dignity shall we? I speak to perhaps hundreds of people, personally on a monthly basis, about relationships, and I dont care how many disgusting crimes, traagedies, and other attrocities that occur on a daily basis, because of internet fraud, porn., and disallusion, there is always, ALWAYS, some dodo, that asks this question, ” I met this guy, on “MY SPACE”, and he’ seems really nice. Do you think that he’s the one?, Or, hey, out of all of the guys that I’ve talked to, on the net. He’s the only one that did’nt ask me out right away, is’nt that sweet? OH MY GOD! Did’nt they teach you people ANYthing in school? I mean other than to be victims, or smoke pot?

Anyone who thinks that it is a good Idea to date someone that you met on a website, is a !!@#! fool. 1. Did it ever occur to you that maybe the reason that this person is on the net is because they probably look like a SWAMP DONKEY, from HELL, and doesnt want to do anything to change it, and is looking for someone with either the self-esteem of a speed bump, or lower so that they can validate themselves by saying that someone is interested in me, or at least their “image”, of me. Or perhaps this person that has deemed it a good thing to perhaps tease, or even “cheat” on a current relationship electronically of course, so that there is no real commitment. Or maybe you did’nt think about the fact that this person is probably incapeable of meeting someone living, without first testing the emotionally crippled internet waters therefore does not have to think about whether, or not everyone knows that he/she is a social Butt—k Hey! Heres an Idea. Try walking up to someone on the street, and saying Hi!, and just moving on. Perhaps if you are fortunate that person might say, hello, good’ay, or even smil, but if they dont move on! I know that it’s not as pretentious, or as fantastic as making someone think that you look like “The Rock”, when you reeeaaallly look like “Jabba the Hutt”, but at least you’re being real, and safe.

As for the youngsters that are allowed to use the internet to meet people,,,Your parents should be horse whipped, and you right along with them. It is my firm belief that when it is discovered that a child is the victim of internet porn, and indiscretion, over the net, the PARENTS should also be brought up on charges, for allowing someone underage to have, a page on “my space”, which incidently was supposed to be a place for “musicians”, to meet, compare, notes. and create new musical contacts…..Hmmm… I wonder how many of the people on my space, are actually musicians????? Oh well, Perhaps we should ask the old guy at E-harmony.com I mean after all they have Dr. Phil. Or maybe that old lady Dr. Ruth, and she can tell you how to ssstttrrrroke the keyboard. E-harmony.con he he he. sorry, Anyways There is only one way that internet dating would work, If it was non-existant.

Now in fairness I have to say that there are probably a few people that swear by internet dating, and can say that every one of the dates that they have been on have been great,,,,, and thats why they will keep using the internet to meet people….Because all of their dates are great…..

As for the rest of you who might be actually willing to find or be found by the right one? Guess what? They are NOT going to find you on the computer screen…….If I have offended anyone, or E-harmony.Con…. Dont worry, I wont ask you to find me someone…..Peace Ahura Z